We expect life forms from outer space to be these incredible, breathtaking, awe inspiring, nigh-incomprehensible creatures, and what do we get? A fucking monkey wearing a goddamn helmet. (Yes, to be precise it’s a fucking gorilla wearing a goddamn paper mache diving helmet, but you get my drift.)Chewbacca's cousin here appears lost in his own filthy simian/alien thoughts of world conquest, or perhaps he's just waiting for a cab. (Maybe I’m misreading the menace in his posture.) And scope out his incredible array of diabolical and deadly space instruments spread atop his table purchased from the hu-man’s Goodwill Store (oh, the irony). Calculate the fucking chances of him propping up that left front table leg with a book of matches.
I’d like to see old antenna head Ro-Man here use his counter power against another antenna head, like, say, Nomad from Star Trek. There’s a freaking battle of wits for ya. (Talk about Rock ‘em Sock ‘em Robots!) I’ll supply the popcorn and soda. Don’t worry about bringing your own bubble makers because Robot Monster will loan us his Billion Bubble Machine for a cut rate price.
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