The Room (2003)
Johnny is just your average muscular, craggy/chalk-faced, heavy-lidded, long stringy-haired, often-incomprehensible, Euro-American computer and/or banking professional of some sort, who is a best friend to all (including animals). He loves Lisa and intends to marry her, but little does our hero know that she is tired of the good life he provides and starts fooling around with his best friend, Mark. Oh, and Johnny and all of his friends like to get together often and toss a football around – usually when they are standing no more than three feet apart.
Playing like some forgotten episode of The Outer Limits, with writer/director/producer/ executive producer/star/enigma Tommy Wiseau as the monster, The Room is a famous midnight movie that actually may be “the worst movie ever made.”
The story takes place in, around, and on top of Johnny’s apartment - more precisely his living room - which looks like nothing so much as one of those tacky faux home sets you see at malls and home improvement stores. For such a heavily trafficked place it doesn’t look like a home but the stage set that it is, and it has the oddest decoration scheme: a pair of odd marble columns on one side, deep red walls, a bricked up fireplace, light constantly streaming in no matter the time of day, framed photos of spoons, and apparently no locks on the front door as EVERYONE just comes in whether they live there or not. The loft bedroom above the room has the most awesome mosquito-netting you will ever see. Seriously, the World Health Organization should ask Wiseau where he got it and send it to those countries with the highest malaria rates.
This is one seriously fucked up movie. Right at the start, one character, Danny, whose “tuition” is being paid by Johnny (why this is done is never explained), shows up when Johnny and Lisa get a little amorous. Johnny tells him to scram, but Danny immediately responds that he “likes to watch” which gets no more than a laugh (or is that lauphf?) from Johnny and Lisa. He eventually leaves and Johnny and Lisa go up to his loft bedroom with the malaria nets and start to roll around when Danny suddenly jumps on the bed with them. Danny seems to have some kind of mental or emotional problem, but we’re never clear on what it is (which is a recurring motif in the movie, by that I mean the “never clear” part).
Later on, Danny is on the roof of Johnny’s place and is in trouble with a drug dealer, but he’s quickly rescued by Johnny and Mark who take the dealer downstairs. We’d never heard about this particular problem of Danny’s before, we don’t know why he owed the dealer money, what sort of drugs he was into, or what he was doing with them (using them himself, selling them to other kids, feeding them to squirrels, what?). We never see what Johnny and Mark did to the dealer after they take him off screen. And none of this is EVER brought up again in the movie.
The movie does that a lot, it starts a sub-plot then drops it. Lisa tells her mother she doesn’t love Johnny and doesn’t care about all the things he gives her. Lisa never gives a clear indication of why she loves or hates Johnny (or why she starts up with Mark). So WHY is she with Johnny? If she doesn’t care about the material things he provides - you know like that great room - then she’s not a gold digger, so WHY is she with him? (Perhaps it’s all the "muscular buttocks love" that Johnny gives her in their look-away-in-horror sex scenes.)
The Room is part movie, part myth. Wiseau, who seriously looks like he walked off the set of a cheap South American Conan the Barbarian rip-off where he played the evil king and slipped on an ill-fitting suit, is always coy about where he is originally from. He says he’s “American” but has a noticeable European-sounding accent, like he’s from Austria or a former Eastern Bloc country. He has trouble pronouncing many simple English words; he makes Jackie Chan sound like a member of the Royal Shakespeare Company. Here’s a soundboard featuring Wiseau and others from the movie: http://theroomsoundboard.com/
The actress who plays Lisa, Juliette Danielle, looks like a chubby Britney Spears celebrity impersonator (this is NOT a good thing). She has three or four embarrassing nude love scenes with Wiseau (she was 18 years old at the time and Wiseau is MUCH older) and Greg Sestero who plays Mark. I was cringing so much during these scenes I lost count; I was actually wanting her to put her clothes back on.
All the scenes on the roof of Johnny’s place, and there are several of them, are done with green screen backgrounds. Isn’t this much more expensive than simply shooting the actors on a real rooftop setting? I imagine they did this to constantly have famous San Francisco landmarks, primarily the Transamerica Pyramid, in the background at all times. The movie already features a ton of stock shots of the Golden Gate Bridge, hilly streets, and the famous cable cars. We KNOW it is set in San Francisco. We don’t need to be reminded in EVERY scene where the story is set. We’re not going to look away, then look back and suddenly wonder if we’re in Hong Kong or Kansas City. We GET that we’re in San Francisco (the movie, however, will perplex and bewilder us in OTHER ways, but what city we’re in is NOT one of them). Besides, is San Francisco so small you always see the Transamerica Pyramid no matter where you live? I doubt it. This sounds similar to how bad American films set in England incorrectly believe you can always see Big Ben in the background no matter where you are in the country.
The movie has laugh-out-loud quotable dialogue (several lines would make great t-shirt slogans), all of it unintentionally funny. Of course, since the movie has garnered a measure of attention and success, Wiseau states it was all done this way on purpose. (I'd love to see a lie-detector go up in flames when he says that. FFWHOOSH!)
Wiseau was the director but someone else was behind the camera (to call him a director of photography is an insult to DPs everywhere). Apparently neither of them has ever seen a movie in the over 100 year history of cinema because not one scene was ever shot correctly. Film has a language; a basic film language is “master shot, close up, two shot, over the shoulder, wide angle, pan, tracking, etc.” The film language in The Room is, “ewajjfd, sdkfjadjp, eoijoaj, sdrjlll, ncvndkj (uitoeuroi), oweoapoiueronos, ip dn.”
The Room is not a movie, it is an experience. A good kind of cinematic whiplash. NEVER watch it alone, but only with like-minded friends. Watch The Room for all the right reasons: you want to play Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Home Version.
Saturday, December 26, 2009
Friday, December 25, 2009
Happy Holidays!
Star Trek is (C) 2009 and a (R) trademark of CBS Studios, Inc. No infringement of those rights is intended. Screencaps from Trekcore.com.Theater of the Mind
Dollhouse – “Stop-Loss” and “The Attic”
The final few episodes of the season are hurtling along to the series finale. With “Stop-Loss” Victor’s contract with the Dollhouse has reached its end; he is given back his true personality, ex-soldier Anthony, and released to civilian life. But as he is slowly adjusting to his new/old life he is kidnapped by a shadowy military unit. Echo imprints Sierra with her original personality of Priya and together they race to save Victor/Anthony, while Ms. DeWitt drowns her continuing and compounding sorrows with alcohol.
In “The Attic,” Echo, Priya/Sierra and Anthony/Victor are sent to that most feared of places in the Dollhouse; the place from which no one ever returns: the Attic. Echo finds Mr. Dominic who had been sent to the Attic in season one. Echo with the help of Mr. Dominic locates Priya and Anthony and discovers the ultimate end to the Rossum technology from a surprising source.
Another satisfying pair of episodes with solid performances from all the regulars, including Eliza Dushku who seems to have tapped a reserve of some kind. Compare her performances throughout season one with these last few episodes and you will notice a significant change for the better. She’s definitely “brought it.”
Victor’s story with the Borg-like solider hive-mind was the weaker of the two episodes. They introduce this idea of linked soldiers, each one seeing all that the others see and they rush through it. I’d like to have seen more of Sierra’s reactions to living in the Dollhouse without Victor. Dichen Lachman’s work in prior episodes has been very compelling and subtle, and I wished they’d been able to spend more time with this area of the story. But they’re plotting toward a definite end and have to fill in the gaps and reveal secrets, so some things have to fall by the way side.
“The Attic,” smartly written by Maurissa Tanchareon and Jed Whedon, threw a spin on the “humans hooked into a computer story” by positing that the human brain is capable of greater computing power than the biggest supercomputer, so by linking hundreds of Attic denizens in all the Dollhouses worldwide, Rossum has a supercomputer beyond compare. (Unless Rossum has a corporate rival that is up to similar illegal/immoral hijinks - there is always a “number two” who is trying harder.)
I liked how Dollhouse was able to blend elements of sci-fi ideas from familiar sources - the Borg’s hive mind, The Matrix’s humans linked into a VR world, The Cell’s nightmare dreamscapes – and make them their own.
It’s astonishing to think that this is the same series that in season one had what I call the Charlie’s Angels episode, where Echo went undercover as a backup singer to protect a pop diva who received a death threat. The plotting, ideas and acting on display now are light-years ahead of that clunker.
Speaking of “astonishing” I’d like to give special mention to first time director John Cassady who helmed “The Attic.” For those of you who aren’t comic book fans, Cassaday is one of the “next generation” of comic book artists, famed for his realism, sense of detail and scope, who teamed with none other than Dollhouse creator Joss Whedon on a celebrated run of X-Men stories. Cassaday’s comics often flowed like movies and it’s nice to see his talents can translate to the small screen as well.
The final few episodes of the season are hurtling along to the series finale. With “Stop-Loss” Victor’s contract with the Dollhouse has reached its end; he is given back his true personality, ex-soldier Anthony, and released to civilian life. But as he is slowly adjusting to his new/old life he is kidnapped by a shadowy military unit. Echo imprints Sierra with her original personality of Priya and together they race to save Victor/Anthony, while Ms. DeWitt drowns her continuing and compounding sorrows with alcohol.
In “The Attic,” Echo, Priya/Sierra and Anthony/Victor are sent to that most feared of places in the Dollhouse; the place from which no one ever returns: the Attic. Echo finds Mr. Dominic who had been sent to the Attic in season one. Echo with the help of Mr. Dominic locates Priya and Anthony and discovers the ultimate end to the Rossum technology from a surprising source.
Another satisfying pair of episodes with solid performances from all the regulars, including Eliza Dushku who seems to have tapped a reserve of some kind. Compare her performances throughout season one with these last few episodes and you will notice a significant change for the better. She’s definitely “brought it.”
Victor’s story with the Borg-like solider hive-mind was the weaker of the two episodes. They introduce this idea of linked soldiers, each one seeing all that the others see and they rush through it. I’d like to have seen more of Sierra’s reactions to living in the Dollhouse without Victor. Dichen Lachman’s work in prior episodes has been very compelling and subtle, and I wished they’d been able to spend more time with this area of the story. But they’re plotting toward a definite end and have to fill in the gaps and reveal secrets, so some things have to fall by the way side.
“The Attic,” smartly written by Maurissa Tanchareon and Jed Whedon, threw a spin on the “humans hooked into a computer story” by positing that the human brain is capable of greater computing power than the biggest supercomputer, so by linking hundreds of Attic denizens in all the Dollhouses worldwide, Rossum has a supercomputer beyond compare. (Unless Rossum has a corporate rival that is up to similar illegal/immoral hijinks - there is always a “number two” who is trying harder.)
I liked how Dollhouse was able to blend elements of sci-fi ideas from familiar sources - the Borg’s hive mind, The Matrix’s humans linked into a VR world, The Cell’s nightmare dreamscapes – and make them their own.
It’s astonishing to think that this is the same series that in season one had what I call the Charlie’s Angels episode, where Echo went undercover as a backup singer to protect a pop diva who received a death threat. The plotting, ideas and acting on display now are light-years ahead of that clunker.
Speaking of “astonishing” I’d like to give special mention to first time director John Cassady who helmed “The Attic.” For those of you who aren’t comic book fans, Cassaday is one of the “next generation” of comic book artists, famed for his realism, sense of detail and scope, who teamed with none other than Dollhouse creator Joss Whedon on a celebrated run of X-Men stories. Cassaday’s comics often flowed like movies and it’s nice to see his talents can translate to the small screen as well.
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Klingon Honor Roll
Star Trek: The Next Generation – “A Matter of Honor”
HOLY CRAP A GREAT 2ND SEASON EPISODE!
Just a few short episodes ago we were treated to utter dreck like “Loud as a Whisper” and “The Outrageous Okona,” but the show hit a solid home run with this story where Cmdr. Riker participates in an Officer Exchange Program and serves as first officer aboard a Klingon vessel. And the B-Story wasn’t a lame “Data tries yoga/pudding/painting his toenails to be more human” arc, but followed an inexperienced alien exchange officer onboard the Enterprise. In other words, the A and B stories had themes that overlapped! (Good thing I was sitting down when I wrote that or I might have banged my head when I fainted.)
Jonathan Frakes’ Riker really came into his own here. Riker was exceptionally stiff in the first season but Frakes found his stride here (compare his work here with 1st season’s risible Angel One). Worf gives Riker some tips before he beams over in a nice show of comraderie and male bonding. Plus Worf shows he’s on his game as Chief Security Officer when he gives Riker a special locator device that he can activate in case of emergency. (This is something the captain should have on his person at all times, but of course that would cut down on the dramatic factor whenever he was abducted or captured.)
The Klingons of the ship Pagh are some of the better ones featured during the TNG era. They often went overboard with all the general rowdiness of the Klingons in future portrayals, but here they have a nice balance of smarts and kick-shit-over attitude, thanks in large part to actors Brian Thompson (who has appeared in several ST episodes) as Klag the first officer and Peter Parros as the tactical officer. The scene of them teasing Riker in their mess hall was fun, especially when they asked him if he wanted something softer or easier to eat instead of all the live wriggling Klingon chow, and Klag suggests breast milk. Also, when a couple of female Klingons express an “interest” in the human Riker, the men ask if he could “endure” them and Riker quickly replies, “One…or both?” getting huge props from the Klingons.
I thought that Klingon Capt. Kargan (Charles Collins) was a bit of a weak spot. The actor sounded like he was putting on a cartoon voice to match his makeup instead of simply acting in his normal voice, like Brian Thompson does.
The B-Story follows the catfish-like Benzite alien Ensign Mendon (John Putch) as he tries to impress Picard and the crew during his officer exchange tenure. I liked that his people follow a different protocol than our Starfleet folks (you mean EVERYONE doesn't do it the way we do?)), and that difference initially causes some friction, especially between Mendon and his immediate supervisor, Worf.
One aspect of the story that was a bit hard to swallow was Kargan’s rationale for wanting to attack the Enterprise after they found the hull-eating bacteria on the Pagh. Both Riker and Klag bring up that it makes no sense for the Enterprise to infect their ship in order to destroy it when Riker is aboard. Here's a way to give Kargan a better reason to attack: in the mess hall scene, during a discussion of Klingon honor, Klag tells Riker he is estranged from his father because his father was once captured by Romulans and then escaped, instead of dying in battle which is the Klingon ideal. Perhaps if this story concerned Capt. Kargan’s father instead, it would explain his wanting to engage the Enterprise in battle, hoping to lead him to the honorable death his father can never receive. A simple change of dialogue could have seriously justified Kargan’s actions. Just a thought.
This episode has a great little moment that slips by a lot of people. When Kargan takes Riker’s locator, he is quickly beamed onto the Enterprise bridge. Kargan, thinking treachery is afoot, wheels around drawing his weapon intending to shoot Picard. As he turns Worf draws a small phaser (the "cricket" returns) and shoots Kargan, while Data simultaneously steps in front of Picard to shield him from harm. Data stepping in front of Picard was such a correct thing to do: this is like a Secret Service agent shielding the President from an assassin’s bullet. I liked the fact they didn’t overly draw attention to it, which just makes it even cooler.
This episode was written by Burton Armus, Wanda Haight and Gregory Amos and directed by Rob Bowman. Awesome job, people!
Star Trek: TNG is Copyright 2009 and a Registered Trademark of CBS Studios, Inc. No infringement of those rights is intended. Screencaps from Trekcore.com.
HOLY CRAP A GREAT 2ND SEASON EPISODE!
Just a few short episodes ago we were treated to utter dreck like “Loud as a Whisper” and “The Outrageous Okona,” but the show hit a solid home run with this story where Cmdr. Riker participates in an Officer Exchange Program and serves as first officer aboard a Klingon vessel. And the B-Story wasn’t a lame “Data tries yoga/pudding/painting his toenails to be more human” arc, but followed an inexperienced alien exchange officer onboard the Enterprise. In other words, the A and B stories had themes that overlapped! (Good thing I was sitting down when I wrote that or I might have banged my head when I fainted.)
Jonathan Frakes’ Riker really came into his own here. Riker was exceptionally stiff in the first season but Frakes found his stride here (compare his work here with 1st season’s risible Angel One). Worf gives Riker some tips before he beams over in a nice show of comraderie and male bonding. Plus Worf shows he’s on his game as Chief Security Officer when he gives Riker a special locator device that he can activate in case of emergency. (This is something the captain should have on his person at all times, but of course that would cut down on the dramatic factor whenever he was abducted or captured.)
The Klingons of the ship Pagh are some of the better ones featured during the TNG era. They often went overboard with all the general rowdiness of the Klingons in future portrayals, but here they have a nice balance of smarts and kick-shit-over attitude, thanks in large part to actors Brian Thompson (who has appeared in several ST episodes) as Klag the first officer and Peter Parros as the tactical officer. The scene of them teasing Riker in their mess hall was fun, especially when they asked him if he wanted something softer or easier to eat instead of all the live wriggling Klingon chow, and Klag suggests breast milk. Also, when a couple of female Klingons express an “interest” in the human Riker, the men ask if he could “endure” them and Riker quickly replies, “One…or both?” getting huge props from the Klingons.
I thought that Klingon Capt. Kargan (Charles Collins) was a bit of a weak spot. The actor sounded like he was putting on a cartoon voice to match his makeup instead of simply acting in his normal voice, like Brian Thompson does.
The B-Story follows the catfish-like Benzite alien Ensign Mendon (John Putch) as he tries to impress Picard and the crew during his officer exchange tenure. I liked that his people follow a different protocol than our Starfleet folks (you mean EVERYONE doesn't do it the way we do?)), and that difference initially causes some friction, especially between Mendon and his immediate supervisor, Worf.
One aspect of the story that was a bit hard to swallow was Kargan’s rationale for wanting to attack the Enterprise after they found the hull-eating bacteria on the Pagh. Both Riker and Klag bring up that it makes no sense for the Enterprise to infect their ship in order to destroy it when Riker is aboard. Here's a way to give Kargan a better reason to attack: in the mess hall scene, during a discussion of Klingon honor, Klag tells Riker he is estranged from his father because his father was once captured by Romulans and then escaped, instead of dying in battle which is the Klingon ideal. Perhaps if this story concerned Capt. Kargan’s father instead, it would explain his wanting to engage the Enterprise in battle, hoping to lead him to the honorable death his father can never receive. A simple change of dialogue could have seriously justified Kargan’s actions. Just a thought.
This episode has a great little moment that slips by a lot of people. When Kargan takes Riker’s locator, he is quickly beamed onto the Enterprise bridge. Kargan, thinking treachery is afoot, wheels around drawing his weapon intending to shoot Picard. As he turns Worf draws a small phaser (the "cricket" returns) and shoots Kargan, while Data simultaneously steps in front of Picard to shield him from harm. Data stepping in front of Picard was such a correct thing to do: this is like a Secret Service agent shielding the President from an assassin’s bullet. I liked the fact they didn’t overly draw attention to it, which just makes it even cooler.
This episode was written by Burton Armus, Wanda Haight and Gregory Amos and directed by Rob Bowman. Awesome job, people!
Star Trek: TNG is Copyright 2009 and a Registered Trademark of CBS Studios, Inc. No infringement of those rights is intended. Screencaps from Trekcore.com.Monday, December 21, 2009
Lord Flashheart where are you?
Star Trek: The Next Generation – “The Outrageous Okona”
Han Solo comes aboard the Enterprise when his hunk of junk needs some repairs. Meanwhile, the Hatfields and the ‘Coys threaten to blow up the Enterprise real good unless Picard accedes to their wishes. And for no good reason, Data tries to be a stand up comic.
Another numbskull second season episode.
Let’s look at that title: “The Outrageous Okona.” The Merriam-Webster online dictionary defines “outrageous” as, 1 a : exceeding the limits of what is usual b : not conventional or matter-of-fact : fantastic 2 : violent, unrestrained.
Do any of these define the flaccid portrayal of Okona (William O. Campbell)? He’s not a bad boy or a jock. He’s not a biker type. He’s just a good looking, clean cut young man (okay, he needs a shave, but he's still "clean cut"). Nothing Okona, does is particularly "outrageous." Yes, he makes a questionable space living, but he's not overbearing. Yes, he bangs half the Enterprise’s female staff, but he's got no swagger. When I think of outrageous I think of Black Adder’s Lord Flashheart (“She’s got a tongue like an electric eel, and she likes the taste of a man’s tonsils!”).
I know they were hoping for more of a rugged Harrison Ford/Han Solo-type (Okona is a space pirate), but Campbell simply isn't it. He'd make a great adult Wesley Crusher. It’s not Campbell’s fault, it’s the producers and the casting people. (Just a couple years later this same actor, as Bill Campbell, would play the clean cut Cliff Secord in The Rocketeer, one of the best fantasy action films of all time. He was perfectly cast there.)
This episode had a complete non-story. None of the Enterprise regulars was involved in any way, other than to move the plot along. You’d think that they would have at least developed an Okona/Troi romance to give the story some sort of reason for being, but all the women Okona was involved with were guest stars/extras.
The two sparring planets/families of course have a dispute with Okona – one family accuses him of getting their daughter pregnant, the other of stealing the literal family jewels. To make matters worse, for once the Enterprise is absolutely and unequivocally superior to both planets’ ships and tech. They have NOTHING to worry about, but Picard plays peacemaker anyway. He should have charged them a fee for his family counseling services (isn’t that Troi’s department anyway).
This was like a goofy new Outer Limits episode that was adapted for TNG, but they forgot to somehow, I dunno, INVOLVE THE ENTERPRISE REGULARS IN WHAT WAS GOING ON.
To reiterate, THERE ARE NO DRAMATIC STAKES HERE WHATSOEVER.
There’s a silly moment when Worf finds Okona in some crewchick’s quarters and Okona gives him the “s’up?” look, aka, “Do you wanna throw down?” And Worf is all, “I’d like that but Capt. Picard wants to talk with you, which would be hard for you to do if I shove my fist through your head.” This was a serious non-moment; it was comparable to Joel McHale threatening The Rock.
But the weirdest moment was when Okona and Wesley Crusher meet in the transporter. Okona mistakes Wesley for Data and from that moment on Wesley is like a school girl, all smiling and giggly at Okona. Look out, someone’s got a boy-crush (not that there’s anything wrong with that).
To add insult to all this injury, the B-story is Data trying to understand humor by going onto the holodeck and taking lessons from a mulleted Joe Piscopo. READ THAT SENTENCE AGAIN. It’s silly, Data of course doesn’t “get” humor and it all leads to a Henny Youngman-type joke at the end.
Crap, but this was a terrible episode in every way, shape and form (except for seeing Teri Hatcher in spandex).
Star Trek: TNG is Copyright 2009 & a Registered Trademark of CBS Studios, Inc. Bugs Bunny is Copyright 2009 and a Trademark of Warner Bros. No infringement of those rights is intended.
Han Solo comes aboard the Enterprise when his hunk of junk needs some repairs. Meanwhile, the Hatfields and the ‘Coys threaten to blow up the Enterprise real good unless Picard accedes to their wishes. And for no good reason, Data tries to be a stand up comic.
Another numbskull second season episode.
Let’s look at that title: “The Outrageous Okona.” The Merriam-Webster online dictionary defines “outrageous” as, 1 a : exceeding the limits of what is usual b : not conventional or matter-of-fact : fantastic 2 : violent, unrestrained.
Do any of these define the flaccid portrayal of Okona (William O. Campbell)? He’s not a bad boy or a jock. He’s not a biker type. He’s just a good looking, clean cut young man (okay, he needs a shave, but he's still "clean cut"). Nothing Okona, does is particularly "outrageous." Yes, he makes a questionable space living, but he's not overbearing. Yes, he bangs half the Enterprise’s female staff, but he's got no swagger. When I think of outrageous I think of Black Adder’s Lord Flashheart (“She’s got a tongue like an electric eel, and she likes the taste of a man’s tonsils!”).
I know they were hoping for more of a rugged Harrison Ford/Han Solo-type (Okona is a space pirate), but Campbell simply isn't it. He'd make a great adult Wesley Crusher. It’s not Campbell’s fault, it’s the producers and the casting people. (Just a couple years later this same actor, as Bill Campbell, would play the clean cut Cliff Secord in The Rocketeer, one of the best fantasy action films of all time. He was perfectly cast there.)
This episode had a complete non-story. None of the Enterprise regulars was involved in any way, other than to move the plot along. You’d think that they would have at least developed an Okona/Troi romance to give the story some sort of reason for being, but all the women Okona was involved with were guest stars/extras.
The two sparring planets/families of course have a dispute with Okona – one family accuses him of getting their daughter pregnant, the other of stealing the literal family jewels. To make matters worse, for once the Enterprise is absolutely and unequivocally superior to both planets’ ships and tech. They have NOTHING to worry about, but Picard plays peacemaker anyway. He should have charged them a fee for his family counseling services (isn’t that Troi’s department anyway).
This was like a goofy new Outer Limits episode that was adapted for TNG, but they forgot to somehow, I dunno, INVOLVE THE ENTERPRISE REGULARS IN WHAT WAS GOING ON.
To reiterate, THERE ARE NO DRAMATIC STAKES HERE WHATSOEVER.
There’s a silly moment when Worf finds Okona in some crewchick’s quarters and Okona gives him the “s’up?” look, aka, “Do you wanna throw down?” And Worf is all, “I’d like that but Capt. Picard wants to talk with you, which would be hard for you to do if I shove my fist through your head.” This was a serious non-moment; it was comparable to Joel McHale threatening The Rock.
But the weirdest moment was when Okona and Wesley Crusher meet in the transporter. Okona mistakes Wesley for Data and from that moment on Wesley is like a school girl, all smiling and giggly at Okona. Look out, someone’s got a boy-crush (not that there’s anything wrong with that).
To add insult to all this injury, the B-story is Data trying to understand humor by going onto the holodeck and taking lessons from a mulleted Joe Piscopo. READ THAT SENTENCE AGAIN. It’s silly, Data of course doesn’t “get” humor and it all leads to a Henny Youngman-type joke at the end.
Crap, but this was a terrible episode in every way, shape and form (except for seeing Teri Hatcher in spandex).
Star Trek: TNG is Copyright 2009 & a Registered Trademark of CBS Studios, Inc. Bugs Bunny is Copyright 2009 and a Trademark of Warner Bros. No infringement of those rights is intended.Sunday, December 20, 2009
Sign of the times
Star Trek: The Next Generation – “Loud as a Whisper”
The Enterprise transports Riva, a renowned peace negotiator, to settle a dispute that has been raging for years on a remote planet. When Riva loses his ability to communicate, the mission is put in jeopardy.
What’s the sign language gesture for “stinker?”
First of all, is the Enterprise just a fancy space limo? In the first three seasons of TNG alone it is made to ferry peace negotiators or ambassadors eight times. EIGHT times! This is a Galaxy-class starship; the flagship of the Federation. Shouldn’t it be more than just an interstellar Lear jet for fat cats?
Anyway, Riva is a genetically deaf a-hole, with a “chorus” of three who are connected to him telepathically and who speak for him: a woman who is the heart, an older dude with a beret who is the scholar, and a beefy dude with a mullet who is the penis, I mean, warrior (yeah, he’s the penis). The actor who plays Riva, Howie Seago, is deaf, but I’m not going to pull any punches just because he may be handicapped. All he does for most of the role is look like a pompus jerk, glaring at Troi and slightly tilting his head this way and that as his chorus speaks for him. Not a whole lot of acting going on there. He’s got a huge head of reddish brown hair and a full beard; together with his beady eyes he looks like a Muppet of some sort.
Riva is so full of himself he blows off Picard and company’s briefing as unimportant. “It’s always about land or property” he says, so he doesn’t need to know any further details. The only details Riva cares about is what color underwear Counselor Troi is wearing. The gang beams down to the warring planet and Riva’s chorus is quickly phasered into oblivion by a distrusting and trigger happy alien, leaving the Master Mediator with his ass hanging in the breeze. Riva becomes frustrated at his inability to communicate, and Picard does something that is totally cringe-worthy: he grabs Riva by the head and, inches from his face, shouts, “YOU ARE NOT ALONE!” Picard shouts to a deaf man. Nice.
Then everyone remembers Data is a machine that can learn things quickly (duh), so he learns sign language and acts as translator for Riva. Riva is all whiney about losing his chorus. Picard asks him what his secret was in successful negotiations and Riva gives him this Buddhist Yoda-ism: “By turning disadvantage into advantage.” Troi slaps him back to reality by repeating those very words to him. Riva then sees the error of his ways. And THIS is a skilled, intelligent peace negotiator? It never occurred to him to turn his disadvantage into an advantage? How did he survive negotiating the Klingon treaties? How the fuck does he survive getting out of bed in the morning?
Seago really only gets to act for a few brief scenes before the episode ends, so you don’t get a sense of his true range. They spent far too much time with his chorus (I think they all just fell in love with the idea of four people walking around representing one person), and the silly scenes where Riva puts the moves on Troi. The latter is especially egregious because she never reciprocated his feelings/lust and it didn’t impact the story at all – it was the worst kind of filler.
Early in the episode they mention Riva as this great and revered negotiator who also helped in talks between the Federation and the Klingons – this guy has been at it a long time. Then we see Howie Seago, who was no more than 30 years old when this was shot, so Riva must have started out as a nine year old negotiator (what is he, Marjoe Gortner?). Between all the producers, writers and others who read this script NOBODY caught this? And why does EVERY negotiator they bring onboard have to be someone revered or exalted. How about a newbie, or someone who is just doing a friggin’ job (like 99% of us)? This is as bad as the much overused chestnut, “So and So’s exploits were required reading at the Academy.”
The warring aliens look and act like monkeys that have been run over more than a few times, the pathetic schlubs. Poor make up and costuming here (along with poor writing and directing). Riva and his chorus look like they were outfitted at the 24th century JC Penney Spring sale, with all the glaring white they are wearing. And that stupid beret on the scholar chorus member is perhaps the worst costuming decision of the entire series (and this includes the Kazon). A beret, I mean, come on!
This was a second season episode, when there was still a lot of turmoil in the writer’s room (they should have installed a revolving door). Perhaps that explains why it went so wrong on so many levels.
Star Trek: TNG is Copyright 2009 and a Registered Trademark of CBS Studios, Inc. Garfield is Copyright 2009 and a Registered Trademark of Paws, Inc. No infringement of those rights in intended. Screencaps from Trekcore.com.
The Enterprise transports Riva, a renowned peace negotiator, to settle a dispute that has been raging for years on a remote planet. When Riva loses his ability to communicate, the mission is put in jeopardy.
What’s the sign language gesture for “stinker?”
First of all, is the Enterprise just a fancy space limo? In the first three seasons of TNG alone it is made to ferry peace negotiators or ambassadors eight times. EIGHT times! This is a Galaxy-class starship; the flagship of the Federation. Shouldn’t it be more than just an interstellar Lear jet for fat cats?
Anyway, Riva is a genetically deaf a-hole, with a “chorus” of three who are connected to him telepathically and who speak for him: a woman who is the heart, an older dude with a beret who is the scholar, and a beefy dude with a mullet who is the penis, I mean, warrior (yeah, he’s the penis). The actor who plays Riva, Howie Seago, is deaf, but I’m not going to pull any punches just because he may be handicapped. All he does for most of the role is look like a pompus jerk, glaring at Troi and slightly tilting his head this way and that as his chorus speaks for him. Not a whole lot of acting going on there. He’s got a huge head of reddish brown hair and a full beard; together with his beady eyes he looks like a Muppet of some sort.
Riva is so full of himself he blows off Picard and company’s briefing as unimportant. “It’s always about land or property” he says, so he doesn’t need to know any further details. The only details Riva cares about is what color underwear Counselor Troi is wearing. The gang beams down to the warring planet and Riva’s chorus is quickly phasered into oblivion by a distrusting and trigger happy alien, leaving the Master Mediator with his ass hanging in the breeze. Riva becomes frustrated at his inability to communicate, and Picard does something that is totally cringe-worthy: he grabs Riva by the head and, inches from his face, shouts, “YOU ARE NOT ALONE!” Picard shouts to a deaf man. Nice.
Then everyone remembers Data is a machine that can learn things quickly (duh), so he learns sign language and acts as translator for Riva. Riva is all whiney about losing his chorus. Picard asks him what his secret was in successful negotiations and Riva gives him this Buddhist Yoda-ism: “By turning disadvantage into advantage.” Troi slaps him back to reality by repeating those very words to him. Riva then sees the error of his ways. And THIS is a skilled, intelligent peace negotiator? It never occurred to him to turn his disadvantage into an advantage? How did he survive negotiating the Klingon treaties? How the fuck does he survive getting out of bed in the morning?
Seago really only gets to act for a few brief scenes before the episode ends, so you don’t get a sense of his true range. They spent far too much time with his chorus (I think they all just fell in love with the idea of four people walking around representing one person), and the silly scenes where Riva puts the moves on Troi. The latter is especially egregious because she never reciprocated his feelings/lust and it didn’t impact the story at all – it was the worst kind of filler.
Early in the episode they mention Riva as this great and revered negotiator who also helped in talks between the Federation and the Klingons – this guy has been at it a long time. Then we see Howie Seago, who was no more than 30 years old when this was shot, so Riva must have started out as a nine year old negotiator (what is he, Marjoe Gortner?). Between all the producers, writers and others who read this script NOBODY caught this? And why does EVERY negotiator they bring onboard have to be someone revered or exalted. How about a newbie, or someone who is just doing a friggin’ job (like 99% of us)? This is as bad as the much overused chestnut, “So and So’s exploits were required reading at the Academy.”
The warring aliens look and act like monkeys that have been run over more than a few times, the pathetic schlubs. Poor make up and costuming here (along with poor writing and directing). Riva and his chorus look like they were outfitted at the 24th century JC Penney Spring sale, with all the glaring white they are wearing. And that stupid beret on the scholar chorus member is perhaps the worst costuming decision of the entire series (and this includes the Kazon). A beret, I mean, come on!
This was a second season episode, when there was still a lot of turmoil in the writer’s room (they should have installed a revolving door). Perhaps that explains why it went so wrong on so many levels.
Star Trek: TNG is Copyright 2009 and a Registered Trademark of CBS Studios, Inc. Garfield is Copyright 2009 and a Registered Trademark of Paws, Inc. No infringement of those rights in intended. Screencaps from Trekcore.com.Saturday, December 19, 2009
Looking for clues
Angels & Demons (2009)
Ace symbologist Robert Langdon and his magnifying glass are back! There’s anti-matter loose in Vatican City and it’s up to Langdon and his sidekick, ace CERN physicist and science hottie Vittoria Vetra, to find and diffuse it before there’s a very, very big crater in the Pope’s living room. Oh, and btw, it looks like the Illuminati, centuries old foes of the Catholic Church and thought long vanquished, are responsabile.
Based on the titular novel that was published before The DaVinci Code, but in the movie apparently taking place after Code’s events, the Pope has died (or was he...murdered) and a successor has yet to be chosen. It is during this tense time for the world’s one billion Catholics that the Illuminati strike, stealing the anti-matter from CERN (note to scientific installations studying ridiculously dangerous substances: hire someone other than Paul Blart: Mall Cop to keep an eye on things). Langdon (Big Tom Hanks, collecting a HUGE paycheck again) is asked by the Vatican for his assistance in figuring out, well, stuff - words that are written so they can be read the same backwards and forward, secret codes and watermarks, that kinda thing.
The big bads also have kidnapped the preferiti, the four Cardinals most likely to be elected to the Papacy. Busy little beavers, ain’t they? They’re going to kill one preferiti every hour starting at 8pm. When they’re done with whacking old dudes in robes, they will blow up the anti-matter, and that's the kind of thing that always caused Star Trek’s Scotty to crap his pants.
Langdon has to drag the Swiss Guard all over Vatican City as he deciphers the clues and they try to stop the killings. (Note to the Swiss Guard: the “traditional dress” that some of you wear makes you look like Renaissance Fair rejects. Really--stripes and puffy sleeves are out. Just FYI.)
I don’t know how the novel reads but the movie plays like a sweeps episode of 24 mixed with a Catechism class, with that Freemason-type Illuminati bullstuff thrown in for spice. I enjoyed it as a sort of brainy thrill ride (it’s a good thing the action takes place over several hours one night and not over many days, which adds to the tension). Hanks is always good and he brings real humanity to Langdon. A major plus for the movie is the mixture of familiar faces such as Ewan MacGregor (the Camerlengo) and Stellan Skarsgaard (Cmdr. Richter) with little knowns (at least to U.S. auds) such as Ayelet Zurer (Vittoria) and Thure Lindhardt as Chartrand, the Swiss Guard who keeps a weary eye on Langdon as he peers through the sacred Vatican archives.
Unlike The DaVinci Code, which made the Catholic Church out to be the bad guys and attracted the ire - and simultaneous fascination - of Catholics worldwide, Angels & Demons makes the Catholic Church hierarchy the victims, so there were no calls for protests and boycotts this time around. And Hanks' Langdon is more of an agnostic with a reverence for at least the cultural, if not spiritual, history behind the Church.
This is a fun movie to watch once, but it pretty much vaporizes (like a secret message) from your consciousness once you shut off the DVD player.
Ace symbologist Robert Langdon and his magnifying glass are back! There’s anti-matter loose in Vatican City and it’s up to Langdon and his sidekick, ace CERN physicist and science hottie Vittoria Vetra, to find and diffuse it before there’s a very, very big crater in the Pope’s living room. Oh, and btw, it looks like the Illuminati, centuries old foes of the Catholic Church and thought long vanquished, are responsabile.
Based on the titular novel that was published before The DaVinci Code, but in the movie apparently taking place after Code’s events, the Pope has died (or was he...murdered) and a successor has yet to be chosen. It is during this tense time for the world’s one billion Catholics that the Illuminati strike, stealing the anti-matter from CERN (note to scientific installations studying ridiculously dangerous substances: hire someone other than Paul Blart: Mall Cop to keep an eye on things). Langdon (Big Tom Hanks, collecting a HUGE paycheck again) is asked by the Vatican for his assistance in figuring out, well, stuff - words that are written so they can be read the same backwards and forward, secret codes and watermarks, that kinda thing.
The big bads also have kidnapped the preferiti, the four Cardinals most likely to be elected to the Papacy. Busy little beavers, ain’t they? They’re going to kill one preferiti every hour starting at 8pm. When they’re done with whacking old dudes in robes, they will blow up the anti-matter, and that's the kind of thing that always caused Star Trek’s Scotty to crap his pants.
Langdon has to drag the Swiss Guard all over Vatican City as he deciphers the clues and they try to stop the killings. (Note to the Swiss Guard: the “traditional dress” that some of you wear makes you look like Renaissance Fair rejects. Really--stripes and puffy sleeves are out. Just FYI.)
I don’t know how the novel reads but the movie plays like a sweeps episode of 24 mixed with a Catechism class, with that Freemason-type Illuminati bullstuff thrown in for spice. I enjoyed it as a sort of brainy thrill ride (it’s a good thing the action takes place over several hours one night and not over many days, which adds to the tension). Hanks is always good and he brings real humanity to Langdon. A major plus for the movie is the mixture of familiar faces such as Ewan MacGregor (the Camerlengo) and Stellan Skarsgaard (Cmdr. Richter) with little knowns (at least to U.S. auds) such as Ayelet Zurer (Vittoria) and Thure Lindhardt as Chartrand, the Swiss Guard who keeps a weary eye on Langdon as he peers through the sacred Vatican archives.
Unlike The DaVinci Code, which made the Catholic Church out to be the bad guys and attracted the ire - and simultaneous fascination - of Catholics worldwide, Angels & Demons makes the Catholic Church hierarchy the victims, so there were no calls for protests and boycotts this time around. And Hanks' Langdon is more of an agnostic with a reverence for at least the cultural, if not spiritual, history behind the Church.
This is a fun movie to watch once, but it pretty much vaporizes (like a secret message) from your consciousness once you shut off the DVD player.
Friday, December 18, 2009
OBEY! OBEY! Snow go away!
I found this crafty pic on neatorama.com, which was re-posted from astronomer Phil Plait's Flickr page. Mr. Plait is of course the writer of the awesome science and astronomy blog, Bad Astronomy.
You sort of expected the plunger, but what really gets me is the SHOT GLASSES as the knob-things on the Dalek's head! Genius!
photo: Copyright 2009 Phil Plait. No rights infringement is implied with this post.
You sort of expected the plunger, but what really gets me is the SHOT GLASSES as the knob-things on the Dalek's head! Genius!photo: Copyright 2009 Phil Plait. No rights infringement is implied with this post.
X-School is in session
Director/writer Bryan Singer is returning to the X-Mansion with X-Men First Class, according to this DarkHorizons post. It's a look back at young Charles Xavier and his ally Eric Lensherr who start an exclusive school for mutant children.
I'm not jumping up and down with excitement over this. Singer passed up X-Men 3: The Last Stand for Superman Returns, resulting in TWO merely so-so movies in the process. Yes, Brett Ratner did a better job than most everyone thought he would do on X3, but that's damning the movie with faint praise. And the less said about the hugely disappointing Superman Returns, the better. Then there's Singer's Valkyrie which was good, but not great, and his X2: X-Men United was a GREAT superhero film.
So the director has some catching up to do, and some mending of filmic fences. He can do it, but he really needs to hit this one out of the park (or the cornfield for Superman fans).
But how is he going to fight off the studio execs who you KNOW will be trying to push Wolverine into this project: "We know he wasn't there at the start of the school, but he's the most popular X-Man, so find a way to put him in there!"
I'm not jumping up and down with excitement over this. Singer passed up X-Men 3: The Last Stand for Superman Returns, resulting in TWO merely so-so movies in the process. Yes, Brett Ratner did a better job than most everyone thought he would do on X3, but that's damning the movie with faint praise. And the less said about the hugely disappointing Superman Returns, the better. Then there's Singer's Valkyrie which was good, but not great, and his X2: X-Men United was a GREAT superhero film.
So the director has some catching up to do, and some mending of filmic fences. He can do it, but he really needs to hit this one out of the park (or the cornfield for Superman fans).
But how is he going to fight off the studio execs who you KNOW will be trying to push Wolverine into this project: "We know he wasn't there at the start of the school, but he's the most popular X-Man, so find a way to put him in there!"
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Phantom Menace taken to task
People, you have GOT to watch this video critique of Episode I: The Phantom Menace on techland.com! The reviewer is Mike from RedLetterMedia in Wisconsin (his YouTube channel also skewers the Star Trek: TNG movies in a similar manner).
It's not the usual fanboy "George Lucas raped my childhood" baloney, but a very astute look at what is so wrong, wrong, wrong with this movie (and by extension, the rest of the Prequel Trilogy).
And to top it off, it is very funny. It's like Zach Galifiankis and Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs ("it puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose") were spliced together.
It's in seven segments of ten minutes each. So watch a little here, a little there, but WATCH IT YOU MUST!
Every filmmaker who wants to make a fantasy film, be it space opera or superheroes or toys to movies needs to watch this and TAKE NOTES.
It's not the usual fanboy "George Lucas raped my childhood" baloney, but a very astute look at what is so wrong, wrong, wrong with this movie (and by extension, the rest of the Prequel Trilogy).
And to top it off, it is very funny. It's like Zach Galifiankis and Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs ("it puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose") were spliced together.
It's in seven segments of ten minutes each. So watch a little here, a little there, but WATCH IT YOU MUST!
Every filmmaker who wants to make a fantasy film, be it space opera or superheroes or toys to movies needs to watch this and TAKE NOTES.
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Happy 1st Anniversary!
It was one year ago today that Bad News From Outer Space started broadcasting its own special brand of insanity to the 'Verse with this post.
Thanks to all who have read and commented on this blog for the past year.
We'll try to keep our freak flag flying...even though there is no air in space.
And now a word from BNFOS's Editor in Chief/Senior Reptile in Residence:
Star Trek (C) 2009 and a (R) trademark of CBS Studios, Inc. No infringement of those rights is intended. Screencap from Trekcore.com.
Thanks to all who have read and commented on this blog for the past year.
We'll try to keep our freak flag flying...even though there is no air in space.
And now a word from BNFOS's Editor in Chief/Senior Reptile in Residence:
Star Trek (C) 2009 and a (R) trademark of CBS Studios, Inc. No infringement of those rights is intended. Screencap from Trekcore.com.
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
NCC McQuarrie
Here's something you don't see everyday, unless you're a Star Wars fan because Lucasfilm is used to exploiting EVERY corner and facet of that universe.
Anyhoo, this link to ModelerMagic.com shows a pretty awesome miniature (real life, not CGI) that was inspired by concept art by the legendary Ralph McQuarrie of the Original Star Wars Trilogy fame. It's based on designs from an aborted Star Trek film attempt in the mid-1970s. Mr. McQuarrie worked under the supervision of another legendary movie figure, noted James Bond film production designer Ken Adam (for director Phillip Kaufman).
All that was scraped for Star Trek: The Motion Picture. A few small crude study models were built but no full size ILM miniatures. Shame that (I like that big, triangular engineering section - more room for Scotty to stress and fret and pace around).
Trivia factoid (like all this isn't trivia to begin with!): a couple McQuarrie/Adams study models were used in the fleet of destroyed starships in the second half of the Star Trek: The Next Generation two-parter, "Best of Both Worlds."
And knowing is half the battle, etc, etc.
Anyhoo, this link to ModelerMagic.com shows a pretty awesome miniature (real life, not CGI) that was inspired by concept art by the legendary Ralph McQuarrie of the Original Star Wars Trilogy fame. It's based on designs from an aborted Star Trek film attempt in the mid-1970s. Mr. McQuarrie worked under the supervision of another legendary movie figure, noted James Bond film production designer Ken Adam (for director Phillip Kaufman).
All that was scraped for Star Trek: The Motion Picture. A few small crude study models were built but no full size ILM miniatures. Shame that (I like that big, triangular engineering section - more room for Scotty to stress and fret and pace around).
Trivia factoid (like all this isn't trivia to begin with!): a couple McQuarrie/Adams study models were used in the fleet of destroyed starships in the second half of the Star Trek: The Next Generation two-parter, "Best of Both Worlds."
And knowing is half the battle, etc, etc.
Monday, December 14, 2009
Beaming in sci-fi gossip
Al new gossip and assorted snark from three of the four corners of the Universe and Uranus.
Presenting Perez Horta:
Star Trek is Copyright 2009 and a Registered Trademark of CBS Studios, Inc. No infringement of those rights is intended. This parody has no connection with Perez Hilton. Screencaps from Trekcore.com.
Presenting Perez Horta:
Star Trek is Copyright 2009 and a Registered Trademark of CBS Studios, Inc. No infringement of those rights is intended. This parody has no connection with Perez Hilton. Screencaps from Trekcore.com.Saturday, December 12, 2009
On the eve of cartoon destruction
Ladies and gentlemen, watch this clip of the opening to Thundarr the Barbarian and tell me that 2012 destructo-moviemaker Roland Emmerich didn't crib from this little animated gem.
Just look at the evidence: tidal waves, volcanos erupting in cities, giant seagoing ships tossed about like leaves -- all that's missing is John Cusack and his limo.
Roland, I've discovered your secret: you love old action-adventure cartoons!
Now, if you'll just do a Herculoids movie for real, all will be forgiven.
Just look at the evidence: tidal waves, volcanos erupting in cities, giant seagoing ships tossed about like leaves -- all that's missing is John Cusack and his limo.
Roland, I've discovered your secret: you love old action-adventure cartoons!
Now, if you'll just do a Herculoids movie for real, all will be forgiven.
Friday, December 11, 2009
Cloak and dagger and rapier and flintlocks
New Solomon Kane goodness from QuietEarth.us to be found here.
I like the looks of this dark fantasy horror; it reminds me of Brotherhood of the Wolf.
Solomon Kane looks like what Van Helsing should have been.
Now we just need some U.S. distributor to pick it up. Come on people, what the hell are you waiting for?
I like the looks of this dark fantasy horror; it reminds me of Brotherhood of the Wolf.
Solomon Kane looks like what Van Helsing should have been.
Now we just need some U.S. distributor to pick it up. Come on people, what the hell are you waiting for?
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Bat-presents
The supercute Whitney Matheson, who writes the blog Pop Candy for USA Today, posted a cool Christmas gift idea for the comic book fan, specifically for fans of El Batman.
You can see her bat-vlog here.
You can see her bat-vlog here.
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
The Tights that Bind
According to this post on Newsarama, DC Comics is remaking/rebooting/reimaging/(insert latest doublespeak here) Superman and Batman for comic book readers. They already rebooted Superman once in the (mostly) celebrated but short-lived John Byrne run from the mid-1980s, but they quickly messed that up.
I have to say I don't like the new Batman costume. It's like a comic book version of a live action version of a comic book's costume. MAKE UP YOUR FRIGGIN' MIND! Without the "underwear over the tights" there's just too much gray there. His new utility belt looks like it has a bunch of old cell phones stuck to it. And what the hell did they do to his cowl, cutting it up like that - I can handle seeing his eyes, instead of having white "slits", but the cowl is now a mess.
Not Bat-cool.
They haven't posted much art on the Superman re-reboot, so I can't judge that yet, but if it's anything like Batman's costume adjustments, well, then it probably super-blows.
It's a good thing I stopped reading comic books a long time ago, or I'd be very upset right about now.
I have to say I don't like the new Batman costume. It's like a comic book version of a live action version of a comic book's costume. MAKE UP YOUR FRIGGIN' MIND! Without the "underwear over the tights" there's just too much gray there. His new utility belt looks like it has a bunch of old cell phones stuck to it. And what the hell did they do to his cowl, cutting it up like that - I can handle seeing his eyes, instead of having white "slits", but the cowl is now a mess.
Not Bat-cool.
They haven't posted much art on the Superman re-reboot, so I can't judge that yet, but if it's anything like Batman's costume adjustments, well, then it probably super-blows.
It's a good thing I stopped reading comic books a long time ago, or I'd be very upset right about now.
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Apple Juice: The Next Generation
Everyone must watch this new viral video, Happy in Paraguay, found on iO9.
A comedy group took a clip from Star Trek: The Next Generation and lip dubbed it.
Think of it as Woody Allen's What's Up Tiger Lilly interpreted by The Mighty Boosh.
VERY funny stuff.
A comedy group took a clip from Star Trek: The Next Generation and lip dubbed it.
Think of it as Woody Allen's What's Up Tiger Lilly interpreted by The Mighty Boosh.
VERY funny stuff.
Monday, December 7, 2009
As the Worm Turns
Fringe – “Snakehead”
Chinese nationals are being smuggled into the U.S. and they have no idea what they are truly carrying inside themselves.
Olivia (Anna Torv) lets the Bishop boys, Walter and Peter (John Noble and Joshua Jackson), take the spotlight in this solid stand alone episode, written by David Wilcox and directed by Paul Holahan. Also, Astrid (Jasika Nicole) gets to step out of the lab for a change.
The Chinese mafia or Triad has added to their list of criminal activities; alongside the usual drugs, prostitution and human slavery they now are using human beings as hosts to a mutated worm with some miraculous healing powers. The problem is the worm has to gestate in a human body and then it grows to several feet long, killing its host (and you thought MSG was bad for you). That’s where Fringe Division steps in.
Peter has become a real take charge guy this season. Here we learn he knows Mandarin Chinese and more than the average person about the Triad (his shady past rears its head again). He even does some guy bonding with the teenage son of a suspect to gain information.
Without a doubt John Noble steals the show this time. In fact, when the network starts sending out those “For Your Consideration” clips to Emmy voters they should include several moments from this episode. Walter is trying to show his independence: he takes a cab to the crime scene instead of riding with Peter and he goes sample hunting in Chinatown. Peter asks Astrid to keep an eye on the latter expedition and after collecting his samples they become separated. Walter becomes confused and tries to call Peter from a payphone (he knows the numbers, just not their proper order). Later he breaks down at a bus bench and confesses all this to a woman who speaks no English. For anyone with an elderly parent it just tears you apart thinking that could happen to them.
Astrid can’t find Walter in Chinatown so she assumes he’ll head back to the lab. When she gets there a couple of Triad goons are stealing back their giant worm and they hurt Astrid in the process. When Walter faces Astrid at the end and he sees the blood and bruises on her face and what his little quest for independence has done, it is utterly heartbreaking. If John Noble is not at least nominated for an Emmy on the strength of such tender, moving work, then fuck the Emmys.
Chinese nationals are being smuggled into the U.S. and they have no idea what they are truly carrying inside themselves.
Olivia (Anna Torv) lets the Bishop boys, Walter and Peter (John Noble and Joshua Jackson), take the spotlight in this solid stand alone episode, written by David Wilcox and directed by Paul Holahan. Also, Astrid (Jasika Nicole) gets to step out of the lab for a change.
The Chinese mafia or Triad has added to their list of criminal activities; alongside the usual drugs, prostitution and human slavery they now are using human beings as hosts to a mutated worm with some miraculous healing powers. The problem is the worm has to gestate in a human body and then it grows to several feet long, killing its host (and you thought MSG was bad for you). That’s where Fringe Division steps in.
Peter has become a real take charge guy this season. Here we learn he knows Mandarin Chinese and more than the average person about the Triad (his shady past rears its head again). He even does some guy bonding with the teenage son of a suspect to gain information.
Without a doubt John Noble steals the show this time. In fact, when the network starts sending out those “For Your Consideration” clips to Emmy voters they should include several moments from this episode. Walter is trying to show his independence: he takes a cab to the crime scene instead of riding with Peter and he goes sample hunting in Chinatown. Peter asks Astrid to keep an eye on the latter expedition and after collecting his samples they become separated. Walter becomes confused and tries to call Peter from a payphone (he knows the numbers, just not their proper order). Later he breaks down at a bus bench and confesses all this to a woman who speaks no English. For anyone with an elderly parent it just tears you apart thinking that could happen to them.
Astrid can’t find Walter in Chinatown so she assumes he’ll head back to the lab. When she gets there a couple of Triad goons are stealing back their giant worm and they hurt Astrid in the process. When Walter faces Astrid at the end and he sees the blood and bruises on her face and what his little quest for independence has done, it is utterly heartbreaking. If John Noble is not at least nominated for an Emmy on the strength of such tender, moving work, then fuck the Emmys.
Godzilla vs. Gorgon
By request.
Star Trek Copyright 2009 and a Registered Trademark of CBS Studios, Inc. Godzilla is Copyright 2009 and a Registered Trademark of Toho Studios. No infringement of those rights is intended.
Star Trek Copyright 2009 and a Registered Trademark of CBS Studios, Inc. Godzilla is Copyright 2009 and a Registered Trademark of Toho Studios. No infringement of those rights is intended.
Sasquatch and the Fotomat Conspiracy
We've taken incredibly sharp pictures of the wonders of deep space. We've photographed the strangest sea life in the crushing depths of the oceans. We've taken stunning images in the searing heat on top of active volcanoes and in the sub zero temps of Antarctica.
So, why are all Bigfoot pictures always so blurry and out of focus?
Is Bigfoot doing a Mafia-type number on all the film development stores? "Dis pickcha of cousin Harry is too shahp, people will wreckanize him. Blur it some mo, if you knows what's good fo ya. Anudder ting, we was never here."
So, why are all Bigfoot pictures always so blurry and out of focus?
Is Bigfoot doing a Mafia-type number on all the film development stores? "Dis pickcha of cousin Harry is too shahp, people will wreckanize him. Blur it some mo, if you knows what's good fo ya. Anudder ting, we was never here."
Sunday, December 6, 2009
Kids in the Hall
Star Trek TOS - "And The Children Shall Lead"
Yes, those kids will lead us straight to hell in this third season clunker.
At the time this episode was perhaps most famous for guest starring attorney Melvin Belli as the villain (they even referenced this appearance in David Fincher's great 2007 film Zodiac). But for pop culture fans, it's now probably more famous for guest star Pamelyn Ferdin, who was one of the early voices for Lucy in three Charlie Brown outtings (one feature film and two TV - although she did not originate the voice of the character as some believe). Ferdin also went on to star in 1977's Saturday morning cult fave Space Academy, alongside the improbably named Ric Carrot, and Star Trek's very own James Doohan. Wow, but that's a lot of trivia! When you get to these questions in Trivial Pursuit, you'll thank me.
Is it just me or does Belli's Gorgan costume look like a shower curtain with some crap hot-glued around the collar? In some close ups, it even appears to be that some of the hot-glued crap FELL OFF, and no one fixed it! At this point, they were probably thinking, "This is the last season for this weird Trek shit, so why bother makin' it look good?"
Yes, those kids will lead us straight to hell in this third season clunker.
At the time this episode was perhaps most famous for guest starring attorney Melvin Belli as the villain (they even referenced this appearance in David Fincher's great 2007 film Zodiac). But for pop culture fans, it's now probably more famous for guest star Pamelyn Ferdin, who was one of the early voices for Lucy in three Charlie Brown outtings (one feature film and two TV - although she did not originate the voice of the character as some believe). Ferdin also went on to star in 1977's Saturday morning cult fave Space Academy, alongside the improbably named Ric Carrot, and Star Trek's very own James Doohan. Wow, but that's a lot of trivia! When you get to these questions in Trivial Pursuit, you'll thank me.
Is it just me or does Belli's Gorgan costume look like a shower curtain with some crap hot-glued around the collar? In some close ups, it even appears to be that some of the hot-glued crap FELL OFF, and no one fixed it! At this point, they were probably thinking, "This is the last season for this weird Trek shit, so why bother makin' it look good?"
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Screencaps from Trekcore.com.
Holding out for a (Guild) Hero
The Guild – Season 3
DANGER, WILL ROBINSON! SPOILERS!
The Guild goes up against its own Bizarro: a rival guild, the Axis of Anarchy. They are everything the Knights of Good aren’t: united, mean (okay, Tink is kind of mean), cruel and underhanded. And their assured leader, Fawkes (Wil Wheaton), rocks a kilt.
The Guild becomes leaderless when Vork (Jeff Lewis) turns in his keys and goes on sort of a vision quest (or in his particular case, more of a “van quest”), leaving Codex (Felicia Day) to try and hold things together.
The Guildies try to fill the hole left by Tink’s (Amy Okuda) defection with Clara’s (Robin Thorsen) husband Mr. Wiggly (Brett Sheridan). Bad idea, and just WHO is watching those adorable carpet mice now?
In the end, it all comes down to a cyber battle of wits and strength (albeit one held face to face, screen to screen) between Codex and Fawkes. Winner, well, wins.
Writer/creator Felicia Day delivers another great batch of fun episodes. The highlight, as always, is her vlogs at the beginning of each episode. Her facial expressions, both large and subtle, are a delight. All the Guildies are given their moments to shine and “special guest villain” (to quote the old Batman show) Wil Wheaton proves he can be a real dick and still be charming (isn't that sort of a Bruce Campbell trait?).
And the denouement with Codex waking up in bed with Fawkes – way to cliff-hang the season!
DANGER, WILL ROBINSON! SPOILERS!
The Guild goes up against its own Bizarro: a rival guild, the Axis of Anarchy. They are everything the Knights of Good aren’t: united, mean (okay, Tink is kind of mean), cruel and underhanded. And their assured leader, Fawkes (Wil Wheaton), rocks a kilt.
The Guild becomes leaderless when Vork (Jeff Lewis) turns in his keys and goes on sort of a vision quest (or in his particular case, more of a “van quest”), leaving Codex (Felicia Day) to try and hold things together.
The Guildies try to fill the hole left by Tink’s (Amy Okuda) defection with Clara’s (Robin Thorsen) husband Mr. Wiggly (Brett Sheridan). Bad idea, and just WHO is watching those adorable carpet mice now?
In the end, it all comes down to a cyber battle of wits and strength (albeit one held face to face, screen to screen) between Codex and Fawkes. Winner, well, wins.
Writer/creator Felicia Day delivers another great batch of fun episodes. The highlight, as always, is her vlogs at the beginning of each episode. Her facial expressions, both large and subtle, are a delight. All the Guildies are given their moments to shine and “special guest villain” (to quote the old Batman show) Wil Wheaton proves he can be a real dick and still be charming (isn't that sort of a Bruce Campbell trait?).
And the denouement with Codex waking up in bed with Fawkes – way to cliff-hang the season!
Echo Goes to Washington
Dollhouse
DANGER WILL ROBINSON! SPOILERS
(Episode synopses from Wikipedia)
“The Public Eye”
United States Senator Daniel Perrin has been trying to bring down the Dollhouse for months, but he has never been a danger – until now, when he comes into possession of a material witness. Echo is sent on assignment to stop him and his witness from exposing the Dollhouse while DeWitt and Topher are sent to the Washington, D.C. Dollhouse to meet the head of the main American house as well as the D.C. branch's genius programmer, a woman named Bennett Halverson (special guest star Summer Glau), who has a mysterious connection to Echo's past.
“The Left Hand”
Echo and Bennett have a shocking meeting as DeWitt goes head-to-head with the cold and ruthless head of the Washington, D.C. Dollhouse, Stewart Lipman (special guest star Ray Wise). Topher involves Victor in his own branch of espionage while Senator Perrin struggles to keep control of his investigation and his witness while a seeming house of cards falls down around him.
A good pair of episodes (and this is a fun way to watch series TV, by watching two at a time) after a month-long hiatus. It’s nice to see Buffy vet Alexis Denisoff again, this time as crusading senator Perrin (named after super announcer/voice over actor Vic Perrin, I presume). The series keeps viewers on its toes with Actives/Dolls popping up when/where you least expect them. Perrin’s actual reveal as a Doll was a nice bit of staging and directing.
Echo (Eliza Dushku) has the line of the episode where she tells Perrin’s wife Cindy (Stacey Scowley) after she uses Topher’s neural disruptor on her that she’s “woken up a lot of people, and they all think you’re a bitch.” Nice.
The big surprise though is Summer Glau’s turn as Bennett Halverson, the D.C. Dollhouse’s answer to Topher (Fran Kranz). Bennet is off the scales intelligent, pretty (though she doesn’t know it) and more than a little damaged (and I’m not just talking about her “dead arm”). Glau seems to channel a bit of her previous Joss Whedon character Summer Tam’s mental instability, but she is a good enough actress that she’s not simply aping what she had done on Firefly. Bennett is at turns nervous, giddy, honest, psychotic, charming and unpredictable.
Special mention must be made of Enver Gjokaj’s work. When Topher goes to D.C. he makes Victor into a copy of himself and Gjokaj really hits one outta the park in his impersonation of Topher – the voice and mannerisms are all there - making me wonder if he does celebrity impressions as well. Maybe we’re looking at another Frank Gorshin.
By now you have heard the news: Dollhouse has been canceled; it will complete its 13 episode run and that will be that. If you’re a regular reader of this blog (you ARE, aren’t you?) you know that I’ve struggled with this series. Now just as it’s getting good and delivering on its promise it gets the big ax from Fox. (Aside from The X-Files name one long-running Fox network sci-fi show?)
If Joss Whedon creates another show for television, perhaps he should go to cable. Hey, HBO, give the man a call.
DANGER WILL ROBINSON! SPOILERS
(Episode synopses from Wikipedia)
“The Public Eye”
United States Senator Daniel Perrin has been trying to bring down the Dollhouse for months, but he has never been a danger – until now, when he comes into possession of a material witness. Echo is sent on assignment to stop him and his witness from exposing the Dollhouse while DeWitt and Topher are sent to the Washington, D.C. Dollhouse to meet the head of the main American house as well as the D.C. branch's genius programmer, a woman named Bennett Halverson (special guest star Summer Glau), who has a mysterious connection to Echo's past.
“The Left Hand”
Echo and Bennett have a shocking meeting as DeWitt goes head-to-head with the cold and ruthless head of the Washington, D.C. Dollhouse, Stewart Lipman (special guest star Ray Wise). Topher involves Victor in his own branch of espionage while Senator Perrin struggles to keep control of his investigation and his witness while a seeming house of cards falls down around him.
A good pair of episodes (and this is a fun way to watch series TV, by watching two at a time) after a month-long hiatus. It’s nice to see Buffy vet Alexis Denisoff again, this time as crusading senator Perrin (named after super announcer/voice over actor Vic Perrin, I presume). The series keeps viewers on its toes with Actives/Dolls popping up when/where you least expect them. Perrin’s actual reveal as a Doll was a nice bit of staging and directing.
Echo (Eliza Dushku) has the line of the episode where she tells Perrin’s wife Cindy (Stacey Scowley) after she uses Topher’s neural disruptor on her that she’s “woken up a lot of people, and they all think you’re a bitch.” Nice.
The big surprise though is Summer Glau’s turn as Bennett Halverson, the D.C. Dollhouse’s answer to Topher (Fran Kranz). Bennet is off the scales intelligent, pretty (though she doesn’t know it) and more than a little damaged (and I’m not just talking about her “dead arm”). Glau seems to channel a bit of her previous Joss Whedon character Summer Tam’s mental instability, but she is a good enough actress that she’s not simply aping what she had done on Firefly. Bennett is at turns nervous, giddy, honest, psychotic, charming and unpredictable.
Special mention must be made of Enver Gjokaj’s work. When Topher goes to D.C. he makes Victor into a copy of himself and Gjokaj really hits one outta the park in his impersonation of Topher – the voice and mannerisms are all there - making me wonder if he does celebrity impressions as well. Maybe we’re looking at another Frank Gorshin.
By now you have heard the news: Dollhouse has been canceled; it will complete its 13 episode run and that will be that. If you’re a regular reader of this blog (you ARE, aren’t you?) you know that I’ve struggled with this series. Now just as it’s getting good and delivering on its promise it gets the big ax from Fox. (Aside from The X-Files name one long-running Fox network sci-fi show?)
If Joss Whedon creates another show for television, perhaps he should go to cable. Hey, HBO, give the man a call.
Blogger from another mother
The cyber-folks at IO9 have a great article up, written by Graeme McMillan and detailing some of his frustrations with the ABC sci-fi series FlashForward.
It's like McMillan held a mirror up to my blog: he and I share many of the same problems with this once-promising show.
I haven't yet watched the most recent episode, its "fall finale" until the series returns in March and I'm not expecting much.
It will be interesting to see if co-developer David S. Goyer, who assumed showrunner duties after previous head writer Marc Guggenheim was fired, can turn this ship around in it final clutch of episodes.
It can happen (see the show Lie to Me, after "The Shield" creator Shawn Ryan took over the writers room). And I want it to happen with this show. Good sci-fi is SO hard to come by on network tee vee.
It's like McMillan held a mirror up to my blog: he and I share many of the same problems with this once-promising show.
I haven't yet watched the most recent episode, its "fall finale" until the series returns in March and I'm not expecting much.
It will be interesting to see if co-developer David S. Goyer, who assumed showrunner duties after previous head writer Marc Guggenheim was fired, can turn this ship around in it final clutch of episodes.
It can happen (see the show Lie to Me, after "The Shield" creator Shawn Ryan took over the writers room). And I want it to happen with this show. Good sci-fi is SO hard to come by on network tee vee.
The Slinging 60s
The site Quiet Earth has lived up their name and quietly posted something new and pretty nifty. It's not a trailer for an upcoming series but rather a "sizzle reel" or faux trailer for a proposed series.
And I like what it proposes.
Slingers is summed up as Ocean's 11 meets A.I., and there is a definite element of 1960s cool mixed with the usual British coolness as well, largely thanks to the gravelly voice of Sean Pertwee.
Here's the official synopsis from StupidEvilBastard.com:
Slingers is set in the year 2960 A.D., following mankind’s first interplanetary war. Humanity is now clustered into a finite, but still vast section of the universe known as Enclosed Space. Humanity won the war with an aggressive alien enemy, but at a cost. The way back to Earth is now cut off by an impassable barrier – a side effect of the blast that finally pushed the enemy back.
The show takes its name from a group of people thrown together on board an experimental spacecraft that is capable of Slinging itself to any point in space. In theory it’s the only craft capable of getting home. In reality the crew are using it to carry out a series of high tech heists and get even with those who are now exploiting their positions in the post war hierarchy.
Dominic ‘DM’ Monroe, a special ops war veteran becomes the de facto leader of this small team of thieves who rail against the decision by military command to just ‘stay where they are and make the best of it’. They’re determined to get home and if that means breaking a few rules and picking up a lot of enemies along the way then so be it.
Slingers would make a fine companion series to, say, Torchwood. Howz 'bout it, TV Execs?
And I like what it proposes.
Slingers is summed up as Ocean's 11 meets A.I., and there is a definite element of 1960s cool mixed with the usual British coolness as well, largely thanks to the gravelly voice of Sean Pertwee.
Here's the official synopsis from StupidEvilBastard.com:
Slingers is set in the year 2960 A.D., following mankind’s first interplanetary war. Humanity is now clustered into a finite, but still vast section of the universe known as Enclosed Space. Humanity won the war with an aggressive alien enemy, but at a cost. The way back to Earth is now cut off by an impassable barrier – a side effect of the blast that finally pushed the enemy back.
The show takes its name from a group of people thrown together on board an experimental spacecraft that is capable of Slinging itself to any point in space. In theory it’s the only craft capable of getting home. In reality the crew are using it to carry out a series of high tech heists and get even with those who are now exploiting their positions in the post war hierarchy.
Dominic ‘DM’ Monroe, a special ops war veteran becomes the de facto leader of this small team of thieves who rail against the decision by military command to just ‘stay where they are and make the best of it’. They’re determined to get home and if that means breaking a few rules and picking up a lot of enemies along the way then so be it.
Slingers would make a fine companion series to, say, Torchwood. Howz 'bout it, TV Execs?
Saturday, December 5, 2009
Where Every Monkey Knows Your Name
According to this Yahoo News item, monkeys can recognize OTHER monkeys they know when shown photos of them.
The experiment was like a monkey version of those scenes in Cheers where Norm walks into the bar and everyone sees him and yells, "Norm!," but with a lot more poo throwing (the monkeys, not the Cheers gang).
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Friday, December 4, 2009
A Ripoff of Mars
According to IO9, mock/schlockbuster-makers The Asylum is at it again with ERB's A Princess of Mars.
ERB is short for Edgar Rice Burroughs, the pulp author most famous for creating Tarzan in 1912. He also wrote a series of books chronicling the adventures of John Carter, a Civil War-era soldier magically transported to Barsoom (we call it Mars). Pixar is planning a live action Princess, but that's a few years down the road, so The Asylum - (in)famous for having their ripoffs on DVD shelves at the same time the real thing hits theater screens - is attaching themselves to James Cameron's blue Avatar coattails.
How much do you want to bet that the trailer pretty much showcases ALL the CGI effects in the movie? And looky, they shot at Vasquez Rocks, the most overshot location in all of movie history (fun-nee, dudes).
And as attractive as Traci Lords is, here are two things to note: 1. she doesn't appear nude anymore (and hasn't for years) and 2. she's 41 years old. When one thinks of hot sci-fi/fantasy babes, especially ones running around in a Slave Leia-like bikini number, 41 is about 15, if not 20, years too old. Traci, I thought you were better than this.
ERB is short for Edgar Rice Burroughs, the pulp author most famous for creating Tarzan in 1912. He also wrote a series of books chronicling the adventures of John Carter, a Civil War-era soldier magically transported to Barsoom (we call it Mars). Pixar is planning a live action Princess, but that's a few years down the road, so The Asylum - (in)famous for having their ripoffs on DVD shelves at the same time the real thing hits theater screens - is attaching themselves to James Cameron's blue Avatar coattails.
How much do you want to bet that the trailer pretty much showcases ALL the CGI effects in the movie? And looky, they shot at Vasquez Rocks, the most overshot location in all of movie history (fun-nee, dudes).
And as attractive as Traci Lords is, here are two things to note: 1. she doesn't appear nude anymore (and hasn't for years) and 2. she's 41 years old. When one thinks of hot sci-fi/fantasy babes, especially ones running around in a Slave Leia-like bikini number, 41 is about 15, if not 20, years too old. Traci, I thought you were better than this.
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Darth Letterman
Top 10 Star Wars Droid Complaints
10. Damn restraining bolts always leave scratch marks
9. People who refer to us as “robots”
8. That wasn’t an oil bath!
7. IG-88 keeps showing up at meetings even though we never invite him.
6. People always confuse us with “robosapiens”
5. Every time we stand at a street corner run, run the risk of being abducted by Jawas
4. That f------ C-3PO never shuts up
3. Had to wait in line for WALL-E like everyone else
2. BEEP BOOP BLOOP BOOP (astro-mech inside joke – very dirty)
1. Everyone keeps trying to jam an iPod into our slots
10. Damn restraining bolts always leave scratch marks
9. People who refer to us as “robots”
8. That wasn’t an oil bath!
7. IG-88 keeps showing up at meetings even though we never invite him.
6. People always confuse us with “robosapiens”
5. Every time we stand at a street corner run, run the risk of being abducted by Jawas
4. That f------ C-3PO never shuts up
3. Had to wait in line for WALL-E like everyone else
2. BEEP BOOP BLOOP BOOP (astro-mech inside joke – very dirty)
1. Everyone keeps trying to jam an iPod into our slots
Living Your Post-Apocalyptic Life a 1/4 Mile at a Time
Here's a moral quandry for you: would you be more interested in a new Riddick movie with Vin Diesel or a new Mad Max movie without Mel Gibson?
Maybe they could combine the two franchises and have Riddick go on a Mad Max-style muscular thrill ride, with little to no CGI. All the pixelated mayhem in movies such as Transformers 2 and GI JOE cannot hold a candle to the action sequences in Road Warrior.
Maybe they could combine the two franchises and have Riddick go on a Mad Max-style muscular thrill ride, with little to no CGI. All the pixelated mayhem in movies such as Transformers 2 and GI JOE cannot hold a candle to the action sequences in Road Warrior.
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