Here's Hugh Hefner's Christmas card, featuring his ridiculous, eternally pajama-clad self and his two new TWIN girlfriends, Tit and Tat (who cares what their real names are).
"Hef" is 82 years old. The twins, Karissa and Kristina Shannon, are 19. All together now, "EEWWWWW!"
Our octogenarian Lothario showers his girlfriends with cars, clothes, jewelry, etc. For those under 25 (which is MOST of them, at least at the start), he should also pay for a decent college education. Not nail technician school, but a four-year college. If he really loves them, as he says he does, he would do this.
Because who is going to want a 24 year old, empty-headed, peroxided-out, used, former-Hefner g.f?