The MTV reality show Jersey Shore is tearing up the airwaves right now. It's "Snooki this" and "Snooki that." But for our cubits no one beats super-Guido Mike "The Situation."
Never one to not cash in on a fad, we here at Bad News From Outer Space present our very own, very space-y version of The Situation:
The Circumstance is like The Situation, but with less hair grease and tanning bed use (The Circumstance likes warming himself on desert rocks).
The Circumstance loves Sun Chips (salsa flavor) and Dos Equis ("He is the Most Interesting The Circumstance in the World").
The Circumstance hates phonies and goombahs ("What'sss-a matterrr, you!").
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