Saturday, June 13, 2009

Yousa da Sout, or da bombad Nort?

According to the latest news reports, North Korean crackpot extraordinaire Kim Jong Il is apparently reenacting Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace on the world stage.

He thinks N. Korea is the peaceful planet Naboo. South Korea is the evil Trade Federation, manipulated by Darth SidioU.S. into enacting a blockade of their planet, er, island.

And that means Kim Jong Il sees himself as the beautiful Queen Amidala! (Plus, he really admires her fashion sense.)

But I wanna know, in this scenario who's gonna play Jar Jar?

1 comment:

  1. LOL. That's some funny stuff! I love Jar Jar!! and Darth SidioU.S. is classic!!