According to the latest news reports, North Korean crackpot extraordinaire Kim Jong Il is apparently reenacting Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace on the world stage.
He thinks N. Korea is the peaceful planet Naboo. South Korea is the evil Trade Federation, manipulated by Darth SidioU.S. into enacting a blockade of their planet, er, island.
And that means Kim Jong Il sees himself as the beautiful Queen Amidala! (Plus, he really admires her fashion sense.)
But I wanna know, in this scenario who's gonna play Jar Jar?