Monday, December 7, 2009

Sasquatch and the Fotomat Conspiracy

We've taken incredibly sharp pictures of the wonders of deep space. We've photographed the strangest sea life in the crushing depths of the oceans. We've taken stunning images in the searing heat on top of active volcanoes and in the sub zero temps of Antarctica.

So, why are all Bigfoot pictures always so blurry and out of focus?

Is Bigfoot doing a Mafia-type number on all the film development stores? "Dis pickcha of cousin Harry is too shahp, people will wreckanize him. Blur it some mo, if you knows what's good fo ya. Anudder ting, we was never here."

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