Top 10 Star Wars Droid Complaints
10. Damn restraining bolts always leave scratch marks
9. People who refer to us as “robots”
8. That wasn’t an oil bath!
7. IG-88 keeps showing up at meetings even though we never invite him.
6. People always confuse us with “robosapiens”
5. Every time we stand at a street corner run, run the risk of being abducted by Jawas
4. That f------ C-3PO never shuts up
3. Had to wait in line for WALL-E like everyone else
2. BEEP BOOP BLOOP BOOP (astro-mech inside joke – very dirty)
1. Everyone keeps trying to jam an iPod into our slots