Thursday, December 3, 2009

Darth Letterman

Top 10 Star Wars Droid Complaints

10. Damn restraining bolts always leave scratch marks
9. People who refer to us as “robots”
8. That wasn’t an oil bath!
7. IG-88 keeps showing up at meetings even though we never invite him.
6. People always confuse us with “robosapiens”
5. Every time we stand at a street corner run, run the risk of being abducted by Jawas
4. That f------ C-3PO never shuts up
3. Had to wait in line for WALL-E like everyone else
2. BEEP BOOP BLOOP BOOP (astro-mech inside joke – very dirty)
1. Everyone keeps trying to jam an iPod into our slots

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