Wednesday, March 31, 2010

More "Mega" Movie Badness

Move over Debbie/Deborah Gibson, your 80s pop tart rival Tiffany is challenging you for supremacy not on the airwaves but on the BAD MOVIE battleground.

Yes, The Asylum - the madcaps behind Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus - are returning to the sea for another giant monster movie, this time involving piranha of various sizes, from as big as a briefcase to mini-van sized to something that can swallow an aircraft carrier (at least according to the poster). It's called, what else, Mega Piranha.

And just as Mega Shark had a former 80s pop starlet as its lead, Mega Piranha has ex-mall rat Tiffany Darwish, who rose to fame on just her first name and such hits as "I Think We're Alone Now." In this clip from, you'll see that Tiffany, who drop trou for Playboy in 2002, now sports the average soccer mom figure (no offense to soccer moms). Remember Tiff, the camera ADDS 10 lbs.

From the clip we can also deduce that kicking large flying fish is very good cardio exercise - it really works the legs and the gluts - and that Lorenzo Lamas apparently learned his lesson from Mega Shark and decided to sit this one out in favor of a generic hunky actor.

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