DON'T MO-O-O-OVE!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090123/ap_on_fe_st/odd_goat_thief;_ylt=Amrihg4cGa_xYQ.hYhRidPEDW7oF
According to the above link from Yahoo News a major Nigerian newspaper (The Nigerian Times? The Nigerian Post? The Lagos Herald Examiner?) has reported that a car thief had transformed into a goat and was subsequently apprehended (should that be herded?) by police. I bet the Harry Potter movies play BIG in Nigerian movie theaters.

I think someone from The Onion has gotten a job at Yahoo News.