Oh, Google A.I.-Robotic-Ad-Determiner-Thingy, I post a review of the terrible sci fi movie Surrogates and you automatically put a laser-lock on that one word, resulting in a bunch of ads for surrogacy lawyers, Indian surrogacy clinics, surrogates wanted, gestational surrogates, and "rent Filipino movies" (yeah, that last one is a real head scratcher - and totally true - but wtf, ya know).
ZOINKS! That's exactly the kinds of ads a sci fi blog needs.
What happens if I write Playboy a bunch of times? Playboy, Playboy, Playboy, Playboy, Playboy, Playboy, Playboy, Playboy, Playboy, Playboy.
What about Apple Brown Betty? Apple Brown Betty, Apple Brown Betty, Apple Brown Betty, Apple Brown Betty, Apple Brown Betty, Apple Brown Betty.
Or Apple iPad? Apple iPad, Apple iPad, Apple iPad, Apple iPad, Apple iPad, Apple iPad, Apple iPad, Apple iPad, Apple iPad, Apple iPad, Apple iPad, Apple iPad, Apple iPad, Apple iPad, Apple iPad, Apple iPad, Apple iPad, Apple iPad, Apple iPad, Apple iPad, Apple iPad, Apple iPad.
Now I’ll get a bunch of Google Ads for Playboy Bunny centerfolds that bake apple brown bettys, noting customer reactions on their Apple iPads...while watching Filipino movies.
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