Sunday, April 1, 2012

Who Knows What Evil Lurks...

...In The Hearts Of This Year's Blockbuster Movies?

The Shadow may know, but even HE was severely disappointed by the recent dull, bloated non-event John Carter and, quite frankly, by The Hunger Games as well - while the latter featured a fine performance by lead Jennifer Lawrence, the movie's avoidance of its core story (children hunting and killing children for sport) left nothing to anchor her performance to. The Hunger Games leaves your mind by the time you get back to your car.

The Shadow hopes to watch the shit out of The Avengers and The Dark Knight Rises.

As for the other big-budget movies, remember, The Weed Of Crime Bears Bitter Fruit. And the Shadow carries a serious fucking Weedwhacker.

The Shadow is Copyright 2012 by its respective rights holder. No infringement of those rights is intended with this posting. Original artwork by Michael Fleming.

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